Trump Hates Babies, So He Must Hate Himself

cover image via uk.hir-portal.hu        pink writing/title from cool beans nyc

“Don’t worry about that baby, I love babies.  I love babies, I hear that baby crying, I like it.  I like it! What a baby!  What a beautiful baby!  Don’t worry, don’t worry.  The mom’s running around like, don’t worry about it ya know.  It’s young and beautiful and healthy.”

“Actually I was only kidding, you can get the baby out of here.  That’s alright, don’t worry.  I, I think she really believed me that I like a baby crying while I’m speaking.  That's okay.  People don't understand, that's okay."

      Do you remember the movie  Campaign starring Will Ferrell and Zack Galifianakis?  There was a scene where Will Ferrell punches a baby in the face.  Except there is a major difference between Trump and Ferrell; Ferrell's character has guilt. 

Will Ferrell punching where no man has punched before!!!!!

      Yesterday, Tuesday August 2nd, Donald Trump gave a mother and her baby a big slap in the face, metaphorically.  At first Trump was nice and reassured the mother that it was okay that her baby was crying, it’s a sign of a healthy baby, and he liked it.  But then Trump returned to addressing the cries of the baby.  Trump said he was only kidding before about liking the baby's cries, and requested that the baby leave.  Who knows, maybe the baby cried because he/she wanted to leave, because he/she was scared of what his/her future would be like if Trump becomes president - but that's just a theory.  In retrospect Trump showing an ounce of kindness is a red-flag.  We know that all he is capable of giving unwanted and unwarranted insults, intended to embarrass the victim, and usually those insults run back to kick the smelly ass they came from.  I am sorry to the mother of the baby for having to endure the Trump-a-sorous.  However, maybe a mother of baby being the victim of one of Trump’s behavioral fuck ups will open the eyes of his supporters to see that it's not the mother who doesn't understand, it's Trump himself.  Trump does not understand the concepts of empathy, honesty, respect, and morality.  Sure, some past US presidents have not always made it overtly obvious that they have these four essential characteristics of humanity.  However, deep down Americans knew that at the bare minimum their President was aware these four concepts exist.  

[hint hint - sanity; we’re not so sure he’s got it]